The problem is that people love music and they love television, but people don't love music on TV.

Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times.

Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban.

America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom.

Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.

Gay Marriage isn't Special Rights, it's Equal Rights. 'Special Rights' are for political churches that don't pay taxes.

If you were a freak as a kid, you're an interesting adult.