The problem is that people love music and they love television, but people don't love music on TV.

Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times.

People get God and religion confused. I think God is a bit too hip to join any of his unauthorized fan clubs.

If you were a freak as a kid, you're an interesting adult.

You complain and demand zero compromise - so the GOP obstructs Obama so the economy doesn't improve - then you complain and demand even more zero compromise. Then you get to blame Obama for the slow recovery, which is sorta like John Wilkes Booth blaming Lincoln for missing the end of a play.

Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.

My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband.