You may be smart, but I've been smart longer.

We’re as likely to hurt the universe as we are to help it, and we’re not likely to do either.

That's why I like you. Do you realize how rare it is to come across a hot girl who creates a adjectival version of the word pedophile? You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.

Bro, it's dark. You can't go to a strange building with a mysterious address in the dark. Haven't you ever seen a horror movie?

But of course there is always a hamartia and yours is that oh, my God, even though you HAD FREAKING CANCER you give money to a company in exchange for the chance to acquire YET MORE CANCER.

And since she drove to work every morning, I could only use the car on weekends. Well, weekends and the middle of the goddamned night.

He loved the scratching of pencil against paper when he was focused: it meant something was happening.