As I got into high school and after puberty, I was a little more inward. I was a real extrovert when I was little, but I don't know, I just got quieter With my friends, I was still an extrovert.

It's really fun to be writing and producing your own sketches. You almost have more control.

I have tons of jokes with moments in them over the years in stand-up that don't get a laugh but I love them so they stay.

I've always believed that you often need less. You don't need to hear why people are friends, you don't need to hear why people are roommates, you don't need to hear why someone would help a friend to do something.

Understudies don't normally get invited to openings.

Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town.

On Friday night, it was fun [to know] that if you bombed, or whatever was going on, that you'd be on TV at 11. It was a cool feeling, and you'd get a couple hundred dollars.