I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.
John MulaneyThere's [John Mulaney Show] jokes that I have in stand up that I wouldn't try to put in, I would try to have someone just speak extemporaneously in the middle of a scene about an episode of "Law and Order" or something.
John MulaneyIt's nice when you're nervous and everybody's like, "Yeah, you should be nervous." Because a lot of times you're anxious and people say, "Relax. Shut up." And that just feels like, Well, I guess I'm also crazy.
John MulaneyI have tons of jokes with moments in them over the years in stand-up that don't get a laugh but I love them so they stay.
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