It's really fun to be writing and producing your own sketches. You almost have more control.

All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.

Things don't exist until they exist.

A lot of comedy clubs are set up with people sitting at little tables and you have everything from the way they are seated to them ordering or taking a sip of a drink, these can make a comedian go harder and faster in a club.

Being president looks like the worst job in the world.

I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream?

In every case, I find pre-planning noble, but not always that useful in comedy. You know comedy once you're doing it.