Going on the road for long stretches can seem daunting, and I certainly miss being home sometimes, but the chance to see so many different cities, let alone perform in them, is something I am really grateful for.

Maybe I just have high self-esteem, but I have a lot that I really enjoy.

I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.

In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

Understudies don't normally get invited to openings.

I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.

I have tons of jokes with moments in them over the years in stand-up that don't get a laugh but I love them so they stay.