Laughter's the nearest we ever get, or should get, to sainthood. It's the state of grace that saves most of us from contempt.
Don't clap too hard - it's a very old building.
It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.
And even in the hatred of the majority, there's a kind of triumph because I know that, although they'd never admit it, they secretly respect me.
I must be the luckiest man in the world. Not only am I bisexual, I am also Welsh.
That voice that cries out doesn't have to be a weakling's does it?