There will be a quick rash of hairy American filth, but it shouldn't threaten the existence of decent, serious British filth.

Royalty is the gold filling in a mouthful of decay

Don't clap too hard - it's a very old building.

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.

That voice that cries out doesn't have to be a weakling's does it?

And even in the hatred of the majority, there's a kind of triumph because I know that, although they'd never admit it, they secretly respect me.

I must be the luckiest man in the world. Not only am I bisexual, I am also Welsh.