There's no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work.
When you find a germ of truth, beware. Those germs can make you sick.
If you like Hank, you'll like Wilder Good, too.
I'm flatulent in many languages.
I've never been convinced that the sun would come up without me barking.
Don't take anything for granite. That's what tombstones are made of.