There's no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work.
Don't take anything for granite. That's what tombstones are made of.
Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.
When you find a germ of truth, beware. Those germs can make you sick.
I'm flatulent in many languages.
If you like Hank, you'll like Wilder Good, too.