When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.
If you like Hank, you'll like Wilder Good, too.
There's no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work.
I'm flatulent in many languages.
Don't take anything for granite. That's what tombstones are made of.
When you find a germ of truth, beware. Those germs can make you sick.
I've never been convinced that the sun would come up without me barking.
When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know.
Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.