When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know.
Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.
Don't take anything for granite. That's what tombstones are made of.
When you find a germ of truth, beware. Those germs can make you sick.
If you like Hank, you'll like Wilder Good, too.
When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.