Don't take anything for granite. That's what tombstones are made of.
I'm flatulent in many languages.
If you like Hank, you'll like Wilder Good, too.
When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.
I've never been convinced that the sun would come up without me barking.
Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.