Don't take anything for granite. That's what tombstones are made of.
If you like Hank, you'll like Wilder Good, too.
There's no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work.
When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.
I'm flatulent in many languages.
When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know.