There's no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work.
When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know.
When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.
Don't take anything for granite. That's what tombstones are made of.
I'm flatulent in many languages.
When you find a germ of truth, beware. Those germs can make you sick.