Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.
There's no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work.
I've never been convinced that the sun would come up without me barking.
I'm flatulent in many languages.
If you like Hank, you'll like Wilder Good, too.
When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know.