I've never been convinced that the sun would come up without me barking.
When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know.
Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.
When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.
I'm flatulent in many languages.
There's no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work.