When you find a germ of truth, beware. Those germs can make you sick.
When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.
I'm flatulent in many languages.
When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know.
There's no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work.
I've never been convinced that the sun would come up without me barking.