I'm flatulent in many languages.
There's no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work.
Don't take anything for granite. That's what tombstones are made of.
If you like Hank, you'll like Wilder Good, too.
When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know.
When you find a germ of truth, beware. Those germs can make you sick.