When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.

There's no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work.

Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.

I'm flatulent in many languages.

When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.

Don't take anything for granite. That's what tombstones are made of.

I've never been convinced that the sun would come up without me barking.