When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.

When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know.

Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.

If you like Hank, you'll like Wilder Good, too.

I'm flatulent in many languages.

When you find a germ of truth, beware. Those germs can make you sick.

Don't take anything for granite. That's what tombstones are made of.