When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.

When you find a germ of truth, beware. Those germs can make you sick.

Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.

I'm flatulent in many languages.

When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.

When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know.

If you like Hank, you'll like Wilder Good, too.