Life's tough. It's even tougher when you are stupid.
Any man who'd make an X-rated movie ought to have to take his daughter to see it.
Thanking people is dangerous business. A name always slips your mind.
A man's got to have a code, a creed to live by, no matter his job.
You're short on ears and long on mouth.
A long time ago, I made me a rule. I let people do what they want to do.