What's all this fuss about plutonium? How can something named after a Disney character be dangerous?

As long as I don't commit any crimes, you have no right to judge me except by my performance as a professional. On that level, you're welcome to think whatever you want about me.

Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.

I would like to say, for the record, that I am in favor of using more American Indians and other minorities in motion pictures, I am against polluting the oceans of the world, I am for every nationality having its own homeland, I am against whacking baby seals on the head, and I am for saving the whales.

Money gives me just one big thing that's really important, and that's the freedom of not having to worry about money.

The Champagne they have stored is getting more valuable every year.

How much of the national news that you report to the public each night consists of information you've actually gone out and dug up on your own?