What's all this fuss about plutonium? How can something named after a Disney character be dangerous?

Pittsburgh is kind of like Newark without the cultural advantages.

Democracy means free television, not good television, but free.

Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead. And, unlike communism, democracy does not mean having just one ineffective political party; it means having two ineffective political parties.

I think it's almost immoral to keep on with a marriage that's really bad. It just gets more and more rotten and vindictive and everybody gets more and more hurt. There's not enough honesty about marriage, I think. I wish more people would face the truth about their marital situations.

The good news is that the president gets another chance. The bad news is that he'll be two weeks older.

Only lie about the future.