What's all this fuss about plutonium? How can something named after a Disney character be dangerous?

I have no use for eight houses, 88 cars and 500 suits. I can't eat but one steak at a time. I don't want but one woman. It's silly to have as one's sole object in life just making money, accumulating wealth.

You become successful, the way I see it, only if you're good enough to deliver what the public enjoys. If you're not, you won't have any audience; so the performer really has more to do with his success than the public does.

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

Adults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it a day.

As for being sociable, I hate the phoniness in the showbiz world. I know this will be taken wrong, but I don't like clubs and organizations. I was never a joiner.

Only lie about the future.