Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

From the time I was a little kid, I was always shy. Performing was when I was outgoing. So I guess I am a loner. I get claustrophobia if a lot of people are around.

People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

I am one of the lucky people in the world; I found something I always wanted to do, and I have enjoyed every single minute of it.

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

I can't go anywhere without being bugged by somebody. I'd love to just hike out down the street, or drop in a restaurant, or wander in the park, or take my kids somewhere without collecting a trail of people. But I can't.

The only issue cash presents you is the independence of not stressing about funds.