I have no use for eight houses, 88 cars and 500 suits. I can't eat but one steak at a time. I don't want but one woman. It's silly to have as one's sole object in life just making money, accumulating wealth.

I wouldn't have the slightest interest in running for public office. I'd rather make jokes about politicians than become one of them.

My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

From the time I was a little kid, I was always shy. Performing was when I was outgoing. So I guess I am a loner. I get claustrophobia if a lot of people are around.

An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?

Having money gives me the freedom to worry about the things that really matter.

He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.