It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself".
Johnny CarsonYou become successful, the way I see it, only if you're good enough to deliver what the public enjoys. If you're not, you won't have any audience; so the performer really has more to do with his success than the public does.
Johnny CarsonWhat's all this fuss about plutonium? How can something named after a Disney character be dangerous?
Johnny Carson