Adults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it a day.

Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.

I wouldn't have the slightest interest in running for public office. I'd rather make jokes about politicians than become one of them.

Talking about sexual morality, I wouldn't agree that it's declining, but it's certainly changing. Young and old, we are very much in the process of taking a fresh look at the whole issue of morality. The only decline that's taking place - and it's about time - is in the old puritanical concept that sex is equated with sin.

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

People are brought up to think, "It's nice to be modest. It's nice to hide your light under a bushel." Well, bullshit! I've never bought that. In my business, the only thing you've really got is your talent; it's the only thing you have to sell.

I have an ego like anybody else, but I don't need to be stoked by going before the public all the time.