Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Johnny CarsonPeople are hypocrites. If you ask them what they want to see on TV, they'll tell you they want better quality programming. And then what do they watch? 'Gilligan's Island.'
Johnny CarsonThe difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
Johnny Carson