Adults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it a day.

I have no use for eight houses, 88 cars and 500 suits. I can't eat but one steak at a time. I don't want but one woman. It's silly to have as one's sole object in life just making money, accumulating wealth.

Entertainment is like any other major industry; it's cold, big business. The business end wants to know one thing: Can you do the job? If you can, you're in, you're made; if you can't, you're out.

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself".