Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead. And, unlike communism, democracy does not mean having just one ineffective political party; it means having two ineffective political parties.

I don't think it's you that changes with success - it's the people around you who change. Because of your new status, they change in relation to you.

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.

They say atomic rad-i-ation can hurt your reproductive organs. My answer is, so can a hockey stick. But we don't stop building them.

I have an ego like anybody else, but I don't need to be stoked by going before the public all the time.

Only lie about the future.