Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead.
Johnny CarsonRonald Reagan just signed the new tax law. But I think he was in Hollywood too long. He signed it, 'Best wishes, Ronald Reagan.'
Johnny CarsonAudiences have proved time and again that they don't want a steady diet of any entertainer airing his social views - especially if he's a comedian.
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