Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead. And, unlike communism, democracy does not mean having just one ineffective political party; it means having two ineffective political parties.

My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

Money gives me just one big thing that's really important, and that's the freedom of not having to worry about money.

Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead.

If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace.

Who cares what entertainers on the air think about international affairs? Who would want to hear me about Vietnam? They can hear all they want from people with reason to be respected as knowledgeable.

Your chances of getting hit by lighting go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!!