I am one of the lucky people in the world; I found something I always wanted to do, and I have enjoyed every single minute of it.
If God didn't want man to hunt, He wouldn't have given us plaid shirts.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh.
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
I feel the one sensible thing you can do is try to live in a way that pleases you. If you don't hurt anybody else, what you do is your own business.