I'm not one of those who spring up yelling, "Yippee! Another day!" I'll grumble and sulk around a couple of hours, reading newspapers and trying to pick out an idea I might do something with on the show. But I don't really start functioning until noon or later; then about two I go to the studio and the pace begins to quicken.

I play my life straight - the way I see it. I'm grateful to audiences for watching me and for enjoying what I do - but I'm not one of those who believe that a successful entertainer is made by the public, as is so often said.

If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace.

I demand my right to a private life, just as I respect that right for everybody else.

Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself".