Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

Who cares what entertainers on the air think about international affairs? Who would want to hear me about Vietnam? They can hear all they want from people with reason to be respected as knowledgeable.

Adults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it a day.

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

I demand my right to a private life, just as I respect that right for everybody else.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

I know a guy who gave up smoking cigarettes, consuming, sex, and wealthy meals.