Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
I've worked ever since I was a kid with a two-bit kit of magic tricks trying to improve my skills at entertaining whatever public I had - and to make myself ready, whenever the breaks came, to entertain a wider and more demanding public.
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace.
The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.