Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.

People are brought up to think, "It's nice to be modest. It's nice to hide your light under a bushel." Well, bullshit! I've never bought that. In my business, the only thing you've really got is your talent; it's the only thing you have to sell.

I have an ego like anybody else, but I don't need to be stoked by going before the public all the time.

People are hypocrites. If you ask them what they want to see on TV, they'll tell you they want better quality programming. And then what do they watch? 'Gilligan's Island.'

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

There was this billy goat at a movie studio who found and ate a can of film. When a nanny asked him how he liked it, he said, "It was all right but I liked the book better."