May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!

Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.

The best way to thaw a frozen turkey? Blow in it's ear.

I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.

I am one of the lucky people in the world; I found something I always wanted to do, and I have enjoyed every single minute of it.

Did you know Richard Nixon is the only president whose formal portrait was painted by a police sketch artist?

I would like to say, for the record, that I am in favor of using more American Indians and other minorities in motion pictures, I am against polluting the oceans of the world, I am for every nationality having its own homeland, I am against whacking baby seals on the head, and I am for saving the whales.