Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.

People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.

Did you know Richard Nixon is the only president whose formal portrait was painted by a police sketch artist?

Democracy is welcoming people from other lands, and giving them something to hold onto. Usually a mop or a leaf blower.