Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

The Hollywood tradition I like best is called sucking up to the stars.

Air Canada. That's a good name for a Canadian airline.

A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.

I feel the one sensible thing you can do is try to live in a way that pleases you. If you don't hurt anybody else, what you do is your own business.

Adults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it a day.