I can't say I ever wanted to become an entertainer. I already was one, sort of-around the house, at school, doing my magic tricks, throwing my voice and doing Popeye impersonations. People thought I was funny; so I kind of took entertaining for granted It was inevitable that I'd start giving little performances.

I hear that whenever someone in the White House tells a lie, Nixon gets a royalty.

What's all this fuss about plutonium? How can something named after a Disney character be dangerous?

Talking about sexual morality, I wouldn't agree that it's declining, but it's certainly changing. Young and old, we are very much in the process of taking a fresh look at the whole issue of morality. The only decline that's taking place - and it's about time - is in the old puritanical concept that sex is equated with sin.

We're more effective than birth control pills.

Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.

I never analyze it. Analyzing it would just be a waste of time. I just go out and do it.