Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'

I work because I enjoy what I'm doing, and the fact that I make money at it - big money - is a fine-and-dandy side fact.

Maybe we should hold the next [Olympic] games in Afghanistan and hope the Soviets pull out of that one too.

When turkeys mate they think of swans.

Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he's been accepted to an expensive college.

When a comic becomes enamored with his own views and foists them off on the public in a polemic way, he loses not only his sense of humor but his value as a humorist.

My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.