Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'

Believe me, you don't walk away from the kind of money you make with a daily television show. You might get awful tired of it sometimes, but take a second look at the check and you get less tired right away.

People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

I wouldn't have the slightest interest in running for public office. I'd rather make jokes about politicians than become one of them.

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

I would like to say, for the record, that I am in favor of using more American Indians and other minorities in motion pictures, I am against polluting the oceans of the world, I am for every nationality having its own homeland, I am against whacking baby seals on the head, and I am for saving the whales.

Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.