Did you know Richard Nixon is the only president whose formal portrait was painted by a police sketch artist?

There are very few Japanese Jews. As a result, there is no Japanese word for Alan King.

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a liquor salesman with a case of samples.

I demand my right to a private life, just as I respect that right for everybody else.

When turkeys mate they think of swans.

Did you know Richard Nixon is the only president whose formal portrait was painted by a police sketch artist?