Did you know Richard Nixon is the only president whose formal portrait was painted by a police sketch artist?

People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

When the public starts classifying you as thoughtful, someone given to serious issues, you find yourself declassified as a humorist.

I am one of the lucky people in the world; I found something I always wanted to do, and I have enjoyed every single minute of it.

Pittsburgh is kind of like Newark without the cultural advantages.

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

Democracy is the eagle on the back of a dollar bill, with 13 arrows in one claw, 13 leaves on a branch, 13 tail feathers, and 13 stars over its head - this signifies that when the white man came to this country, it was bad luck for the Indians, bad luck for the trees, bad luck for the wildlife, and lights out for the American eagle.