I can empathize with President [George Bush]. I know what it feels like having a young guy waiting around for you to keel over.
Johnny CarsonI get sick of that old rationalization, "We're staying together because of the children." Kids couldn't be more miserable living with parents who can't stand each other. They're far better off if there's an honest, clean divorce.
Johnny CarsonHappiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a liquor salesman with a case of samples.
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