Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.

Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.

We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked.

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

Happiness is seeing the muscular lifeguard all the girls were admiring leave the beach hand in hand with another muscular lifeguard.

The Champagne they have stored is getting more valuable every year.

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.