Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
Johnny CarsonI wouldn't have the slightest interest in running for public office. I'd rather make jokes about politicians than become one of them.
Johnny CarsonDemocracy is the eagle on the back of a dollar bill, with 13 arrows in one claw, 13 leaves on a branch, 13 tail feathers, and 13 stars over its head - this signifies that when the white man came to this country, it was bad luck for the Indians, bad luck for the trees, bad luck for the wildlife, and lights out for the American eagle.
Johnny Carson