I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh.

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.

Find me any performer anywhere who isn't egocentric. You'd better believe you're good, or you've got no business being out there.

Democracy means free television, not good television, but free.

I hated my last boss. He asked, Why are you two hours late? I said, I fell downstairs. He said, That doesn't take two hours.

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.