I owe one thing to my public - the best performance I can give.

According to statistics, it's a lot easier to get hit by lightning than to win a Lotto jackpot. The good side: you don't hear from your relatives.

I never analyze it. Analyzing it would just be a waste of time. I just go out and do it.

Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

I hated my last boss. He asked, Why are you two hours late? I said, I fell downstairs. He said, That doesn't take two hours.

Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.