I never analyze it. Analyzing it would just be a waste of time. I just go out and do it.

Find me any performer anywhere who isn't egocentric. You'd better believe you're good, or you've got no business being out there.

I loved the towns I grew up in as a boy, and after I became a celebrity, I went back several times. I would have had the time of my life seeing the old places and the old faces again, but the attitude of those same people was, "I guess you're so big we bore you now."

That would have been a great ticket, Reagan and Ford - an actor and a stuntman.

The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.

As long as I don't commit any crimes, you have no right to judge me except by my performance as a professional. On that level, you're welcome to think whatever you want about me.

I would like to say, for the record, that I am in favor of using more American Indians and other minorities in motion pictures, I am against polluting the oceans of the world, I am for every nationality having its own homeland, I am against whacking baby seals on the head, and I am for saving the whales.