I get sick of that old rationalization, "We're staying together because of the children." Kids couldn't be more miserable living with parents who can't stand each other. They're far better off if there's an honest, clean divorce.
Johnny CarsonI don't think it's you that changes with success - it's the people around you who change. Because of your new status, they change in relation to you.
Johnny CarsonThe closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.
Johnny Carson