For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

I get sick of that old rationalization, "We're staying together because of the children." Kids couldn't be more miserable living with parents who can't stand each other. They're far better off if there's an honest, clean divorce.

The Champagne they have stored is getting more valuable every year.

Air Canada. That's a good name for a Canadian airline.

Adults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it a day.

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

Believe me, you don't walk away from the kind of money you make with a daily television show. You might get awful tired of it sometimes, but take a second look at the check and you get less tired right away.