For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

I don't think it's you that changes with success - it's the people around you who change. Because of your new status, they change in relation to you.

Only lie about the future.

I see a lot of new faces. Especially on the old faces.

I hated my last boss. He asked, Why are you two hours late? I said, I fell downstairs. He said, That doesn't take two hours.

Having money gives me the freedom to worry about the things that really matter.