Money gives me just one big thing that's really important, and that's the freedom of not having to worry about money.

If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace.

Money gives me just one big thing that's really important, and that's the freedom of not having to worry about money.

Find me any performer anywhere who isn't egocentric. You'd better believe you're good, or you've got no business being out there.

I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles.

The good news is that the president gets another chance. The bad news is that he'll be two weeks older.

The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.