Money gives me just one big thing that's really important, and that's the freedom of not having to worry about money.

Air Canada. That's a good name for a Canadian airline.

Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.

Only lie about the future.

May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!

Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.

There are very few Japanese Jews. As a result, there is no Japanese word for Alan King.