An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?
Pittsburgh is kind of like Newark without the cultural advantages.
It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself".
Ronald Reagan just signed the new tax law. But I think he was in Hollywood too long. He signed it, 'Best wishes, Ronald Reagan.'
When turkeys mate they think of swans.
I don't run with anybody's herd. I don't like crowds. I don't like going to fancy places. I don't like the whole nightclub scene. Cocktail parties drive me mad. So I do my job and I stay away from the rest of it.