I demand my right to a private life, just as I respect that right for everybody else.

In 1932, lame duck president Herbert Hoover was so desperate to remain in the White House that he dressed up as Eleanor Roosevelt. When FDR discovered the hoax in 1936, the two men decided to stay together for the sake of the children.

The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

How much of the national news that you report to the public each night consists of information you've actually gone out and dug up on your own?

May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!

The Champagne they have stored is getting more valuable every year.