Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

Money gives me just one big thing that's really important, and that's the freedom of not having to worry about money.

Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.

Entertainment is like any other major industry; it's cold, big business. The business end wants to know one thing: Can you do the job? If you can, you're in, you're made; if you can't, you're out.

Happiness is seeing the muscular lifeguard all the girls were admiring leave the beach hand in hand with another muscular lifeguard.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.