I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh.
Johnny CarsonPie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions.
Johnny CarsonHappiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Johnny CarsonHappiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
Johnny Carson