There's a big difference between being a loner and being lonely. I'm far from lonely. My day is full of things I enjoy, starting with my show. Any time my work is going well and I have a relationship with a woman that's pretty solid, that does it for me.

I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.

I get sick of that old rationalization, "We're staying together because of the children." Kids couldn't be more miserable living with parents who can't stand each other. They're far better off if there's an honest, clean divorce.

The good news is that the president gets another chance. The bad news is that he'll be two weeks older.

NBC's a little jealous of CNN correspondent Wolf Blitzer. They want to get a reporter with a macho-sounding name too, so they're changing Irving R. Levine's name to Scud Shrapnel.

The only issue cash presents you is the independence of not stressing about funds.

What's all this fuss about plutonium? How can something named after a Disney character be dangerous?