There's a big difference between being a loner and being lonely. I'm far from lonely. My day is full of things I enjoy, starting with my show. Any time my work is going well and I have a relationship with a woman that's pretty solid, that does it for me.

I think it's almost immoral to keep on with a marriage that's really bad. It just gets more and more rotten and vindictive and everybody gets more and more hurt. There's not enough honesty about marriage, I think. I wish more people would face the truth about their marital situations.

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

Air Canada. That's a good name for a Canadian airline.

The only issue cash presents you is the independence of not stressing about funds.

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.