There's a big difference between being a loner and being lonely. I'm far from lonely. My day is full of things I enjoy, starting with my show. Any time my work is going well and I have a relationship with a woman that's pretty solid, that does it for me.

Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.

Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'

Only lie about the future.

Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.

I know a guy who gave up smoking cigarettes, consuming, sex, and wealthy meals.

Money gives me just one big thing that's really important, and that's the freedom of not having to worry about money.