If God didn't want man to hunt, He wouldn't have given us plaid shirts.

I loved the towns I grew up in as a boy, and after I became a celebrity, I went back several times. I would have had the time of my life seeing the old places and the old faces again, but the attitude of those same people was, "I guess you're so big we bore you now."

My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

I can empathize with President [George Bush]. I know what it feels like having a young guy waiting around for you to keel over.

Air Canada. That's a good name for a Canadian airline.

Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.

I have an ego like anybody else, but I don't need to be stoked by going before the public all the time.