An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?
Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.
Adults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it a day.
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.