I feel the one sensible thing you can do is try to live in a way that pleases you. If you don't hurt anybody else, what you do is your own business.

I demand my right to a private life, just as I respect that right for everybody else.

The vast majority of us don't want to face the fact that we're in the middle of a sweeping social revolution. In sex. In spiritual values. In opposition to wars no one wants. In opposition to government big-brotherhood. In civil rights. In basic human goals. They're all facets of a general upheaval.

Believe me, you don't walk away from the kind of money you make with a daily television show. You might get awful tired of it sometimes, but take a second look at the check and you get less tired right away.

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

Did you know Richard Nixon is the only president whose formal portrait was painted by a police sketch artist?

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.