Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead.
Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
Pittsburgh is kind of like Newark without the cultural advantages.