I work because I enjoy what I'm doing, and the fact that I make money at it - big money - is a fine-and-dandy side fact.

I am taking the applause sign home, putting it in the bedroom.

Pittsburgh is kind of like Newark without the cultural advantages.

I owe one thing to my public - the best performance I can give.

That would have been a great ticket, Reagan and Ford - an actor and a stuntman.

Believe me, you don't walk away from the kind of money you make with a daily television show. You might get awful tired of it sometimes, but take a second look at the check and you get less tired right away.

An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?