The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.
People are brought up to think, "It's nice to be modest. It's nice to hide your light under a bushel." Well, bullshit! I've never bought that. In my business, the only thing you've really got is your talent; it's the only thing you have to sell.
I hear that whenever someone in the White House tells a lie, Nixon gets a royalty.
An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?
If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace.
It's the lack of this kind of open and honest education about sex that causes so many kids to grow up with sexual hang-ups.