Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

I hear that whenever someone in the White House tells a lie, Nixon gets a royalty.

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

Find me any performer anywhere who isn't egocentric. You'd better believe you're good, or you've got no business being out there.

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself".

Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'

NBC's a little jealous of CNN correspondent Wolf Blitzer. They want to get a reporter with a macho-sounding name too, so they're changing Irving R. Levine's name to Scud Shrapnel.