Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
In 1932, lame duck president Herbert Hoover was so desperate to remain in the White House that he dressed up as Eleanor Roosevelt. When FDR discovered the hoax in 1936, the two men decided to stay together for the sake of the children.
Air Canada. That's a good name for a Canadian airline.
Democracy means free television, not good television, but free.
Do you know my dream? I really want to become an aluminum-siding salesman.
I get sick of that old rationalization, "We're staying together because of the children." Kids couldn't be more miserable living with parents who can't stand each other. They're far better off if there's an honest, clean divorce.