An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?

Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.

Do you know my dream? I really want to become an aluminum-siding salesman.

There are very few Japanese Jews. As a result, there is no Japanese word for Alan King.

I am one of the lucky people in the world; I found something I always wanted to do, and I have enjoyed every single minute of it.

I loved the towns I grew up in as a boy, and after I became a celebrity, I went back several times. I would have had the time of my life seeing the old places and the old faces again, but the attitude of those same people was, "I guess you're so big we bore you now."

I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.