Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.

I work because I enjoy what I'm doing, and the fact that I make money at it - big money - is a fine-and-dandy side fact.

Did you know Richard Nixon is the only president whose formal portrait was painted by a police sketch artist?

There's only one critic whose opinion I really value, in the final analysis: Johnny Carson. I have never needed any entourage standing around bolstering my ego. I'm secure. I know exactly who and what I am. I don't need to be told. I make no apologies for being the way I am.

I demand my right to a private life, just as I respect that right for everybody else.

Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.

I owe one thing to my public - the best performance I can give.