May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.
There are very few Japanese Jews. As a result, there is no Japanese word for Alan King.
When the public starts classifying you as thoughtful, someone given to serious issues, you find yourself declassified as a humorist.
People are hypocrites. If you ask them what they want to see on TV, they'll tell you they want better quality programming. And then what do they watch? 'Gilligan's Island.'