May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
Only lie about the future.
Pittsburgh is kind of like Newark without the cultural advantages.
Adults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it a day.